ArcLight

Main Entry:  hat trick

Function:   noun

Date:   1877

- a series of three victories, successes, or related accomplishments.

Screw you Maggie, we told you we’d be back, bitch.

I’m starting to see a theme here, are you? ~d-:

So, after sinking the Voidtanic, we’ve been inspired to kill more shit! Ice once again picked up the mid week helm and lead the valiant crew into battle. This time we decided on something without giant metallic nuts, so we opted to re-live our Core days and play “mother fuck! you’re the fuckin’ bomb, get the fuck away!” a la Baron Geddon.

That’s right kids, we took on Barbarella, the 50 foot Elf known loverlingly as Solarian.

We took a few stabs and on a whim, we decided that Orgy Raiding™ needed to make a come back. We figured ‘what the fuck, dying is easy!’ and all humped her legs while kicked the bejebus out of her.

Turns out she doesn’t like pricks to the knees.

Spank you Sally.

So right.

We were like, bored one day and stuff, so we figured we’d try something entirely random and different. The Eye fell into such a category!

Our opening shot was a raid yoinked together in under an hour. Ice lead the charge, and I went along since I was planning a shot the following weekend. We learned a bit, but waltzed out with some empty pockets. It’s all good, we had fun.

Saturday rolls around, we form up, and in typical ArcLight fashion we said “fuck the guides!” and did the exactly opposite was what’s recommended. Turns out, thanks to some WTF awesome healing, we blew down the house that the angry tinman built! Yay!

In “Hitlist” fashion:

Goodbye power ranger wannabe.

Wanna know what our secret was? An orgy. No, I’m serious (and fuck NetNanny if it blocks this post). We had a big fuckin’ raid orgy under the Fel Batmobile and whipped the crap out of him. We had Kicker and Coal running at range with the camera to get all the juicy money shots.
Btw, don’t look up.